This is an excerpt from notalwaysright.com. if you are in the service industry you will enjoy. read them all here.
There Is Such A Thing As A Free Lunch
(I’m eating lunch at the front desk of our framing shop when I get called to the back. When I return to the front, I notice a customer standing in front of my sandwich at the desk.)
Customer: “Hi.”
Me: “Good afternoon. Is there anything I can help you with today?”
Customer: “No.” *stares at my sandwich*
Me: “Well, are you in need of assistance?”
(The woman suddenly snatches up my sandwich.)
Me: “Ma’am, that’s my lunch. Please give it back to me.”
Customer: “I was walking by and I got hungry.”
Me: “Ma’am, there’s a deli down the street. Please do not eat my lunch.”
Customer: “But it was on the counter. That means it’s complimentary! It’s my sandwich and I’m going to eat it.”
(At this point, my coworker comes out the back.)
Coworker, to me: “Isn’t that your lunch?”
Customer: “It’s my lunch now! MINE.” *starts eating the sandwich* “This has MAYONNAISE in it!”
Me: “Yes, ma’am. Ham and mayo.”
Customer: “I hate mayonnaise! It looks and tastes like sperm!” *throws my sandwich on the floor and runs out the door*
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